Cuz im falling down the stairs, Help me cuz ive got no grip, oh help me please

[Falling Down The Stairs-The Eagles]

so this long overdue post is about, if you havent guessed already, my dani. my cripple. my favorite person to threaten to kick down the stairs, shank with a meat cleaver, or inflict various other injuries upon. i love her to pieces! she is amazing!!!! or Qmazing if you will. there are so many reasons why i love this girl. our q-words are one of them. if you have already read dani's blog, you know all about the q-word amazingness we have going on. we have:

qmazing

qtastic

qriffic

qrilliant

qnique

qtarded

qnificent

qrap

qtacular

and the newest addition, qpendous

q-words are amazing. but they are me and dani's. do not try and gank them. they are ours. never use them under penalty of death. im serious.

me and dani are fiends. at pretty much everything we do. here is the list so far:

chem lab fiends

independent study fiends

wasting time in bio fiends

wasting time in general fiends

starbucks fiends

tard park fiends

wing day fiends

soap opera watching fiends

tard swinging fiends

delicious music fiends

watersliding fiends

brownie making fiends

antwooon drawing fiends

Q-word making fiends

new word making fiends

college-going fiends

dance-making fiends

idle-threat making fiends

cornhole fiends

there are so many more things that we are fiendly at. just cuz its not on the list doesnt mean we arent fiends at it. SO DONT TEST US. im serious.

i love dani. seriously. i love her for her sense of humor. i love her for her supermanning it down the stairs abilities. i love her cuz she is fun to be around. i love her cuz she doesnt get offended when our group makes fun of her (note to outsiders, do not ever make fun of my cripple or i will round up my posse and beat some fanny). i love her for her silly legs. i love her cuz she is not afraid to be loud and silly in public with me. i love her cuz she truly appreciates my hair like it deserves to be appreciated. i love her cuz she understands that bad acting+melodrama=great tv. i love her cuz she is my cripple-tastic, michigan-speak understanding, friend. i dont, however, love her choice to leave me and her choice of college to leave me for. but ill overlook it for now.