And a few more of your least favorite things

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ok, so you wanna know what i hate? those stupid roller skate wheely shoes. and those stupid kids who insist on skating in the stupidest places. nobody wants to get hit my a shoe-skating ten year old in the grocery store. people who roller blade outside dont bother me. stupid kids who have skatey shoes do. today i nearly got mowed down by some ten year old wheeling sabout on his shoes. ugh. everytime somebody wheels past me on their little shoes, i want to stick out my foot and trip them. does that make me a bad person? possibly, but i dont care.

know what else i hate? stupid dogs (like the one next door) that bark loudly all stinking night long. last night i was like "hmmm im tired. i think ill sleep" and i lie down and what do i hear? woooof. wooof. wooooof. its obnoxious. i want to put a muzzle on the dog. and on the dogs owner just for good measure.

so this is really a post dedicated to things that annoy me, if you havent figured that out already.

another thing. i hate it when stupid people turn the bass way way up on their car radio and thump their music at odd hours of the night and morning. now, i enjoy loud music as much as the next person. when im driving down the highway, i have a tendency to thump my music. thats fine. but not at like 2 am in a residential neighborhood when i am trying to sleep (again, the neighbors did this last night while i was trying to sleep. grr). its seriously just rude. and it does not make you any cooler. it just makes you annoying. so just knock it off.

yep, theres more. squalling children bother me a great deal. not babies mind you. small babies cant help it. i recognize the fact that when a tiny baby squalls its because they cant quite say "hey mother feed me" or "i am sleepy and teething and have a messy diaper please remedy that." no, im talking about those little kids who screach and holler and throw tantrums. ya know, the ones you can hear from miles away? that carry on forever? ugh. to quote my friend drew, "i want to drop-kick them" and the parents too.

another one of my big pet peeves. fat girls who wear tiny clothes. first of all, BLECH. it looks gross. disgusting. you know what im talking about. we've all seen it. the big girls, and mind you im not hating. im a big girl. its ok to be big, to have a spare tire...or ten. its ok. but cover it up. nobody wants to see your nasty fat. buy a bigger size of clothes. avoid getting the muffin tops. you dont have it, so stop trying to flaunt it!

ok, so i think im done ranting for now. i just felt the need to throw that out there.