here is a conversation me and errrca had with two drunk girls at hotbox after work.
girl 1: (to me) "hey, i like your shirt!"
me: "thanks...."
girl 1: "yeah! i like your black shirt! you have broad shoulders!"
me: "....thanks??"
girl 1: "just dont wear shoulder pads. if you see shoulder pads, just rip em out!"
girl 2: "yeah, this aint the 80s."
and literally, with no transition
girl 1: "so one time my mom tried to teach me to drive a manual, and i messed up and stalled the car twice."
me: (confused) "uhhh.. yeah?"
girl 1: "yep."
pause for a while
girl 1: (to me again) "hey! im really drunk. i never drink. i cant feel my toes."
me: "yeah, that happens."
girl 1: "how long until im sober?"
errrca: "how much did you have to drink?"
girl 1: (names off some stuff) "oh, and i had a vodka and cranberry. a big Where Else mug. and me and my friend decided to race drinking it. i won! i guess im just better at sucking it down than her. haha im better at sucking."
girl 2: "yeah well maybe thats why you have a 15 month old kid and i dont."
at this point, me and errrca decided to sneak out past them.
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