Friday, July 17, 2009

Babies Love Mopeds!

so i have determined i possibly have the most ignorant neighbor ever. she has a 9 month old baby. and today, she put her baby in a car seat she had bungee corded to the back of her moped, with no helmet on i might add. and drove from her house to the north end of town to work. is it just me, or does this seem like a very bad idea? i honestly believe that my neighbor, and people who are equally as dumb, should have their ovaries forcibly removed because they are too dumb to deserve children. also, i have concluded that stupid people reproduce approximately three to four times faster than people of average or above average intelligence. i estimate that in a few years, the world will be run by brain-damaged morons, because their parents decided to ride them around bungee corded to the back of a moped without a helmet.

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